Been with these off worlders for years. Its an old ship but it has it where it counts and we got a good crew to keep it together. We do this system in borders called Margesi. The damn fraking war is over. Time to make some money. It looked so good. And we got a good fraking crew. Felton, Salley, the sharp visual Vargr Chargr Louise, Skins, Carris, Jan (who seems to be the only one that can get a consensus on this piece of felgercarb). I like being out here at the edge of the Imperium. Frak. I heard about the Zhodani, weird mother frakers. Put felgercarb in your head when you don't fraking want it.
Now we gets this deal ... now listen to this Archibald Anamin, "Archy", mother fraker, is pouring on the credits for us to take automated machinery, including all the control units and their soft little AI brains to manufactuer parts. And we get the credits up front. Ah beautiful. Ah I feel wet. All we have to do is meet the fraking FatBoat in some out system jump point in the Margesi system. Jan gets our felgercarb together and off to get the fraking felgercarb from the FatBoat.
Oh, then we get these real fraking special instructions on how to properly approach a Sword World system, Hrunting. We are to clear customs through Thomas Kjold on dirtside star port. Yea, we get to the Hrunting system and frak! Pirates (errrrrrr ... Imperials we find out later) attack us and here come the Only Hrunting Defense Boat to try to save use before we find our okole in a puka(writers footnote 1). We fight the frakers off and head to the primary and land at the star port.
Yea, the little pimpster Thomas Kjold is there and puts us through (we never see him again, along with "Archy"). Get some big trucks and send a team to a more remote rendezvous on Hrunting prime. Frak. It's all a set up. We end up fighting our way out of this felgercarb after what looks like a three way battle. The Rusty Frakit (that's not the real name of our ship, it's the Russel Bucket) picks us up and we make it out of the system before ... they can all catch us.
Get back to Margesi and our government throws us in prison. Frak! writers
footnote 1: ran out of BattleStar Galactica words and used some Hawaiian phrases. "Okole in a puka" roughly means "got my fanny in a crevasse".